No kidding: Our new African cleaning woman (cineasts: note Carl Reiner/Steve Martin allusion here) disappeared quicker than Hans Klok after discovering my magic book shelf. Both funny and sad.
Afterthought: I’m really glad I didn’t show her that Voodoo card trick or the Okito doll. She might have hit me with the mop. And you don’t want to face an angry mop – not even at your own home!