Three Recent Misses of Magic

Miss Calculation:

Always thought cardiste Denis Behr was working with Bicycle mini cards, until I realized how tall the guy and his hands really are.

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Miss Judgement:

Did I just see Criss Angel in a TV ad for hair extensions? If so, Rock’n Roll must be really, really dead.

Addendum: Just learned it wasn’t him. Maybe just a stooge or doppelganger filling in?

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Miss Conduct:

Embarrassing: When a fellow at the club mentioned that David Copperfield has had a swell time on Musha Cay all summer, I sharply replied I didn’t care for sexual innuendos like that and super model gossip…


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